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Molvi taqrir me 1 Waqt aye ga jb bhai bhai ka nhi

Pathan sms Molvi taqrir me 1 Waqt aye ga jb bhai bhai ka nhi,behn behn ki nhi,maa beti ki nhi,bap bety ka nhi. Sb ko apni fkr hogi. wo knsa wqt hoga? Pathan:aftari ka waqt. Incoming search terms:funny...

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Aey Eid k Chaand!

Funny sms Aey Eid k Chaand! kyun krta hai Tu molviyon ko Pareshan; Tujhe Dekhne k Liye Be_chain Hain Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman, Tujhe Dekh Nahi Paate Poore Pakistan k insan, Magar na jane kahan Se Dhondh...

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Balawal Bhutto aik pathan k ghar mehman gaya

Zardari sms Balawal Bhutto aik pathan k ghar mehman gaya Pathan ki Bv: tum hamaisha mehmano sy ulti sedhi batain krty ho, aaj balawal ki izat krna Pathan balawal sy: kia haal hain, tum theek ho?...

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Teacher to pathan student.

Funny Pathan sms Teacher to pathan student. A.B.C.D sunao pathan: A.B.C.D.:-) Teacher: Aur sunao? Pathan: bus ALLAH ka shukar he sab thek thak he Ap sunain; The post Teacher to pathan student. appeared...

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1 Motay Admi ne ikhbar me ishtehar dekha

Best Funny sms 1 Motay Admi ne ikhbar me ishtehar dekha 1 WEEK ME 5 KILO WAZAN KAM KAREN Us ne Call ki Agent ne kaha Roz subah 6 baje tayar hojana Agly din us k Ghar ek Khoobsurat Larki Ayi aur kaha...

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Pathan Apni BV ko Ly kr Court Gya Or

Pathan sms Pathan Apni BV ko Ly kr Court Gya Or Judge Se bola: Hm Talaaq Chahty Hy or Bchy Aadhy Mai Rkh Lu Ga or Aadhy Meri Bv. Judge Ne kaha k Tumary 11 Bchy Hei Aadhy Aaday Taqsim kesy kron may?...

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Girl: Meri Aik Aik Saans Pe 10, 10 Larkay Martay hain…

Pathan sms Girl: Meri Aik Aik Saans Pe 10, 10 Larkay Martay hain… Pathan : To Baji Koi Acha sa “TOOTHPASTE” Istimaal Kyun Nahi Karti. Geo pathan. The post Girl: Meri Aik Aik Saans Pe 10, 10 Larkay...

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Pathan: O Yara! Tum Eik Messge Do Do Bar Q Bhejta Hai humko?

Sardar sms Pathan: O Yara! Tum Eik Messge Do Do Bar Q Bhejta Hai humko? . . . Sardar: kar di na pathano wali Baat.. Ooye Eik To Tum Rakh Liya Karo, Aur Dusra Forward Kar Diya Karo. . . pathan : tum to...

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1 Pathn TV Py Bomb Rkh Kr Crickt Ka Match Dekh Rha Tha

Pathan sms 1 Pathn TV Py Bomb Rkh Kr Crickt Ka Match Dekh Rha Tha BV Ye Bomb Kis Liy Rkha Hy Pathn Khuda Ka Qsm Agr Aj pakistn Hara To Pura Team Urra Donga:) The post 1 Pathn TV Py Bomb Rkh Kr Crickt...

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2 Seat wala Jahaz QABRISTAN me Gir k tabah ho Gya

Pathan sms 2 Seat wala Jahaz QABRISTAN me Gir k tabah ho Gya Govt ne 1 pathan officer ko Investigation k liy bheja Usny itlaa Di k 931 Lashen mil gai han Mzeed KHUDAI jari ha:) The post 2 Seat wala...

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1 Pathan England se Apni B.V ko call krta hy,

Pathan sms 1 Pathan England se Apni B.V ko call krta hy, Nokrani phone Uthati hy Pathan: Begam Saheba Se Baat krwao Nokrani: Woh aur Sahab to kmry m baten kr rhy hen. Pathan: kiyaa..? Sahab to main hon...

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Pathan: Tum Ek Baar Me kitne Admi Utha Skte Ho,

Pathan sms Pathan: Tum Ek Baar Me kitne Admi Utha Skte Ho, Pehlwan: Kam Se kam 10, Pathan: Bas, Tum Se Acha To Hmara Murgha Hai jo Subha Pure Muhalle ko Utha deta Hai. The post Pathan: Tum Ek Baar Me...

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Sardar: Yaar tum subah sy mitti khod rahy ho.

Sardar sms Sardar: Yaar tum subah sy mitti khod rahy ho. kaya baat hy? Pathan: Yaar abba kehty hain main ny unka naam mitti me mila deya, wohi dhund raha hun Incoming search terms:www zfm inpathan...

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Ek pathan ne live radio station call ki:

Pathan sms Ek pathan ne live radio station call ki: Hello ji ye radio station hai? Radio station: han Khan: meri Awaz pura shehar sun rha hai? R.j.: han Khan: yani Tandoor wale k pas jo radio hai wo B...

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Ek Pathan ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,

Pathan sms Ek Pathan ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka, To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya Dosre Ko Phenka, Wo Bhi Nahi Aya Tesre Ko Phenka Wo Bhi Nahi Aya To Pathan Ne Result nikala K Human Being Can Dissolve...

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Pathan apni wife k saath Ful speed men bike pe jaraha tha

Pathan sms Pathan apni wife k saath Ful speed men bike pe jaraha tha Wife. Muje dar lag raha hai main kiya karun?? Pathan. Tum b meri tarha Aankhen bnd kar lo. :-/ Incoming search terms:pathan jokes in...

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Aik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye

Funny sms Aik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye. Chawal k sath Full Roast Murgha bhi rakha giya. Molvi ne dekha k murgha Pathan ki taraf tha aur chawal Molvi ki taraf…tu us ne Tray ghuma kr...

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Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 Lay gya

Sardar Funny sms Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 Lay gya, Pathan: Jhoot bolti hai, ,1500 tha, , hum ne 2 bar gina tha, sardar: Paise da msla nai,bs tu bnda lab. The post Sardar: Kal koi meri...

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Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae

Doctor sms Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae? Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:- The post Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka...

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Bari laraion or mushkilon k baad jab pathan ki shadi apni girl

Funny Pathan sms Bari laraion or mushkilon k baad jab pathan ki shadi apni girl frnd se honey lagi to rukhsti k time larki or uski maa galey lag ker roney lag gayeen pathan be unhen dekh ker roney lag...

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Police: Tum humko jaanty nahi Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein

Funny Police sms Police: Tum humko jaanty nahi Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein Pathan: Tum D.S.P hy to Ham M.P.W hy Police Darty huwy: Ye M.P.W kya hy Pathan: MONG PHALI WALA : Incoming search terms:phopo ki...

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Pathan India gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rhi Thi

Hindi Funny sms Pathan India gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rhi Thi UsNe Mander Me Ja Kr “Kali Mata” Ko Bahir Rakh Dia or Bola: Kdi Naa V Lia Kr Mrasnay.. Kinni kali ho gai aein. Incoming search terms:pathan sms...

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Pathan ko TEHRIK-E-INSAF ki taraf se msg aya:

Pathan funny sms Pathan ko TEHRIK-E-INSAF ki taraf se msg aya: “Kya aap Imran Khan k saath hen? “Pathan ne reply kia: “Nhi hum ghar pr hy ammi k sath matar chhilwa rha hy.. The post Pathan ko...

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1 pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumma ki namaz parh k nikla

Funny Pathan sms 1 pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumma ki namaz parh k nikla Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola: Molvi Saab Keh Rahey Thy Qayamat K Din Har Raaz khul Jaye ga Dost: To...

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1 pathan ne ek Admi ko thaper mara,

Funny Pathan sms 1 pathan ne ek Admi ko thaper mara, Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya, Juj ne pathan ko saza sunai k tum 50 rupe jurmana aada karo, Pathan ne 100 rupe de ker ek thaper Juj ko bhi maar...

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Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Funny Pathan sms Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia? Girl: andhe ho kia? Chal to rAha hai,, Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao, <(‘,’) /’ />O teri kher _/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka...

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Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Funny Pathan sms Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia? Girl: andhe ho kia? Chal to rAha hai,, Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao, <(‘,’) /’ />O teri kher _/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka...

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Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se:

Pathan Funny sms Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se: 1) Wo meri nawasi hai? (She is my eighty nine) 2) Me ek Aam Admi hun? (I am a Mango man) 3) Mujhe English Aati hai?...

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Funny sms: Pathan ki BV mar gai. wo boht ro raha tha

Path Funny sms Pathan ki BV mar gai. Wo boht ro raha tha. Sub ne kaha “Chup ho jao. Har aik ko marna hy” . Pathan bola: “Hum chup kese kare. Jub Aba mara, to sub log bola, humyn apna aba samjho, Jub...

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Pathan sms: 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta

Funny Pathan sms 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta Or Allah Se Ro Ro Kr Dua Krta Ya Allah Mujy Ulad De De. 15 Saal Tak Girgira k Dua Mangta Raha . Yahan Tak K Ek Din Us Ke Pas Farishta Aya Or...

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